Monday, August 17, 2009

Dumpster Divin'

A few weeks back I had to visit an off-site location for work. It turns out that day was also a going away party for a few people.

The next day I was excited to hear there were some leftovers that they would be putting out for lunch that day. But by the time I got down there, most of it was gone. The only thing left was some salad in a garbage bag.

Now before you assume someone had already thrown the salad out (into the garbage bag), let me correct you. The salad was in a garbage bag on the table with the other food! The salad dressing was sitting mere inches away. *boggle*

I have no idea who's bright idea it was to put the salad into a garbage bag for storage but I have a few guesses. I'm also not sure which is more horrifying:

1. That this person has never heard of the term "food safe container."
or
2. That this person had no problem reaching into a garbage bag for their food.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Blah

If anyone knows of a crossposting tool that does Facebook and Blogger and doesn't make you look crazy by doing 4 posts, let me know.

At least I find myself funny

Movie Ticket Lady: "There you go. Enjoy your movie!"
Me: "You too!...Never mind. You're not seeing the movie."

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

I bet it works really good.

I saw this ad on the right side of a news article just now:



It must work by scaring and/or embarrassing everyone who would ever sleep with you away.