Saturday, March 14, 2009

Same Pee; Twice The Fun!

I let the dog out on his lead this morning. For whatever reason, he sometimes doesn't actually GO when he goes out on the lead. He will go if I'm standing next to him but that totally defeats the point of having a lead in the first place.

At any rate, I let him out and proceeded to make breakfast. I looked out at one point and saw him going #2. A few minutes later he started barking like an idiot. I looked out to seem him totally confused because he didn't know how to walk around the tree he was stuck on to un-free himself. So I put my shoes on, cursing all the way, and grabbed him and walked him around the tree. He voluntarily followed me backed to the house. I unhooked him and let him in. I had just took a bite of my breakfast and then realized he was peeing on the tile! He had just spent the last 15 minutes outside and never occurred to him to maybe go then.

With my mouth still filled with food I ran at him screaming. HOOY! STOOP! Yu ooss!

I looked at the puddle and the paper towels in the kitchen and could tell there was about 200 squares to little to help me clean up. So I decided to go downstairs in the basement first to get a new roll. As soon as I got in the basement however, I got even more angry....

There was freaking pee falling from the ceiling onto the carpet in the basement! Gah! Just when I think the dog has found the most annoying way to pee somewhere, he one-ups himself. I had to clean the same pee on two different floors! Damn dog.


At 3/24/2009 3:30 PM , Blogger Mrs. Red said...

I'm thinking the adage "It's better to pissed off than pissed on." applies here, eh?

At 3/25/2009 10:08 AM , Blogger Molly said...

Gah, I love the dog!

At 5/19/2009 5:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got to love dogs!


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