Monday, May 26, 2008

Why oh why

Why won't "Wolly Bully" leave my head already! Why!!

Monday, May 05, 2008

Would you like some dandruff with that?

The other day Ellie was sitting on my lap and the cat jumped up to get some petting and just relax in general. Well, Ellie doesn't understand "gentle" yet so she just starts grabbing the cats fur like crazy. She just grabs clumps of hair and pulls. Surprising, the cat didn't even care. Well after about 2 minutes she had this huge ball of hair in her hands.

So I grabbed the hair ball away from her and put it on the table next to me because there was no garbage near me. Then the A/C kicked on and the damn hairball flew off the table. I told myself I'd get it later but forgot about it.

About 30 minutes later, Ellie was playing on the floor and got quiet. After about 30 seconds of silence I looked to see what she was doing and what I saw horrified me.

She was sitting there with her hands near her face and large mass of black and white hair sticking out of her mouth.

"BLAH!...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" I jumped up and pulled it all out of her month. She's at an age now where if you take things away from her she throws a fit but she didn't seem to mind that I took this tasty treat from her month. She actually rubbed her nose once I did.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" I couldn't stop for a few minutes. It still gives me the chills. I'm sure she'll do something even grosser in the future but....

"BLAH!"