Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Appearance Fee

People have been talking a lot in the news about how celebrities make all this money just for showing up at a club on opening night. $100,000 here. $400,000 there. I wonder if I could apply this to my life on a much smaller scale.

You want me to show up for your disaster planning meeting? $5.
You want me to eat lunch with you? $15 and you buy.
You want me to install new AA batteries in your wireless keyboard? 1 Take Five bar.

I'm probably not that popular yet but I don't know. I did get a free bottle of water today at one of the meetings I attended. That's like $1.25.


At 11/03/2008 8:20 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol that's pretty ammusing, I like it


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