Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Plagues, The Phage and Automobiles

I was reading this news story just now: "Woman Has Rare Case of Bubonic Plague"

This woman is so lucky. I want the plague! It doesn't even need to be the bubonic variety. I mean, come on. Having the plague trumps all stories. I could see it now....

Some Unfortunate Person: "and so thats why I had to have my eye removed."
Me: "Well. Thats a good story. But when I had THE PLAGUE...oh man...did that hurt!"

Ahh...I can dream can't I.


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