Sunday, April 30, 2006

Yes I am...

'Nuf said:

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Plagues, The Phage and Automobiles

I was reading this news story just now: "Woman Has Rare Case of Bubonic Plague"

This woman is so lucky. I want the plague! It doesn't even need to be the bubonic variety. I mean, come on. Having the plague trumps all stories. I could see it now....

Some Unfortunate Person: "and so thats why I had to have my eye removed."
Me: "Well. Thats a good story. But when I had THE PLAGUE...oh man...did that hurt!"

Ahh...I can dream can't I.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Sometimes URLs are funnier

You can throw that URL into the address bar if you'd like but yahoo news articles are never around for very long. I just like the URL itself. 24prezpivotsfromweaseltoevil. I mean, who needs a title when you can have a URL that tells the whole story!